Did Alice feel like this when she was stepping through the Looking Glass?
An actual conversation I just had:Customer:
Do you do mobile locks?
me:
Excuse me?
Customer:
Do you do mobile locks?
me:
Well, we're a mobile locksmith company... (?)
Customer:
Yeah.
me:
Ummm, what is it you need to have done? Can you describe what you mean by mobile locks?
Customer:
The car! You know!
me:
Uh...
Customer:
The ignition! The ignition!!!
me:
Ummm... Ok, are you having ignition problems?
Customer:
NO! The keys man, the keys.
me:
Ahhh! Do you need keys made? What did you mean about the ignition?
Customer:
Yeah, the ignition.
me:
The keys don't work IN the ignition?
Customer:
How do I know if they do or not? They did before...
me:
Ummm... Do you need a new ignition? Are you having mechanical problems with the lock? Describe to me what's going on...
Customer:
*sigh* I can't find my keys you know.
me:
Ok... So you need keys made?
Customer:
Well, yeah, duh! I said that! I asked you if you did mobile locks!
me:
(Frantically looking for any loose Xanax in the bottom of my purse)
Ok, what kind of car is it?
Customer:
It's green...
